PARODY-IT! {newgame}

[Babydoll]

THIS, my fellow roleplayers, is a combination of two games. This…is Parody-it.

Here's how it goes. You either parody a song to match a situation or character on this site–don't be rude–OOR you post a cast list of what characters people would be in a movie or television show along with a few awesome quotes!

[Babydoll]

Delight:
NYC, it's a quiet morning
Every day like the one before
Little town full of little people
Waking up to say...

Newsies:
Extra!
Extra!
Read All about it!
-"Baby born wit' two heads!"

Delight:
There goes the Jacobs for their dad, like always
The same old newspapers to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that I came
To this interesting way of earning cash!

Sweetie:
Mornin' Delight!

Delight:
Good morning, Sweetie!

Sweetie:
where are ya goin'?

Delight:
To go people-watch. Yesterday I met this amazing young man who could bend his body into all sorts of different shapes on Coney Island! And his sis–

Sweeite:
That's nice. HEY DAVID! I'm still here! Wait up!

Newsies:
look, d'ere she goes
the dame is strange, no question
dazed and distracted, can't ya tell?
never part of any crowd
cause 'er head's up on some cloud
no denying she's a funny chick, Delight

*the noise of headlines being hawked*

Delight:
there must be more than this unsteady life!


Newsies:
look, d'ere she goes, dat girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feelin' well
with a dreamy, far-off look
and 'er nose stuck in dat book
what a puzzle to the rest of us is Delight

Delight:
ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
it's my favorite part because....you'll see
here's where I met J. Whitman
but I won't disclose anymore
till chapter three

Babydoll:
now i'm confused just why her name
means "pleasure"
she really should have been called "dainty"!

David:
and behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
very different from the rest of us

Newsies:
she's nothing like the rest of us
yes, different from the rest of us, Delight

((Nut isn't real. Stud isn't real either and looks like-this))
Nut: wow you didn't miss a beat gaston!
you'se da greatest sellah in da whole world!
Stud: I know
Nut: no beast alive stands a chance against ya, haha...and
no girl for dat mattah!
Stud: Ain't dat the truth! And I'se got my sights set on dat one!
Nut: Da one that's always writin'?
Stud: she's da one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry
Nut: but she's--
Stud: the most beautiful girl in all a' Manhattan!
Nut: I know--
Stud: Dat makes her the best! An' don' I derseve the best?
Nut: well a' couse, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)
Stud: Right from da moment when I met her, saw her
I said "She's gorgeous!" and I fell
here in 'Hattan it's only she
who's as beautiful as me
so I'm making plans to woo and marry Delight

Silly Girls:
look there he goes! isn't he dreamy?
he's such a hunk! oh,he's so cute!
be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
he's such a tall, dark, strong, and hansome brute!

Newsie1: Hey!
Stud: pardon!
Newsie2: move it!
Newsie3: buy me last pape?
Drifter: you call this bacon?
Newsie4: Mayah's daughtah sleepin' wit' her faddah's secretary!
Newsie5: Five bits!?!
Hoity-Toity1:...ten yards!
Hoity-Toity2:...one pound..
Stud:`scuse me!
Merchant:i'll get the knife
Stud let me through!!
Hoity-Toity1:this bread...
Hoity-Toity2: those fish.....
Hoity-Toity1:...it's stale
Hoity-Toity2:...they smell!
Baker: You are mistaken!

Delight: there must be more than this unsteady life!

Stud: just watch....I'm going to make her my wife!

Newsies:
look there she goes....a girl dat's strange but special
a most peculiar little dame!
it's a pity an' a sin
she doesn't quite fit in
cause she really is a funny girl
a beauty but a funny girl
she really is a funny girl.....Delight

OUTDO ME! seriously, it ain't that hard. ^this sucked.

[Queenie]

~QUEENIE'S STORY TIME~

the story: Peter Pan

the cast:
doll as {{peter pan
spot as {{wendy
muse as {{tinkerbell
singer as {{michael
bear as {{john
tick tock as {{mr. grin the crocodile
brooklyn newsies as {{lost children
colonel as {{captain hook
drifter as {{smee

Once upon a time in a land called Brooklyn, all newsies grew up, except one. This one was Doll, and although she was sixteen years old she was quite the midget (Doll: NOW WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE-) *bonks Doll on the head* SILENCE! THIS IS QUEENIE'S STORY TIME! IM TELLING THE STORY! AND I SAY YOUR SHORT! >.< *fixes her hair* now, since Doll was a midget, roughly around the height of five foot one, she could sell more papers, and was the great leader of the lost boys and girls. she had a sidekick, one hot tempered, thick headed fairy named Muse (Muse: I AM NOT) *gags Muse* IM TELLING THE STORY DAMNIT NOW SHUT UP! Anyhoo, so these two were like, the best of the best.

But the thing is, Doll needed help taking care of her rowdy bunch, a mother, to be exact. So one day she came across three people, Spot, Bear and Singer, although Spot was more of a Wendy (Spot: *Growls*) Easy tiger, easy, (Spot: I am not a girl) who cares it's my story, (Spot: I ca-) ANYWAY. Spot was this real ash prick who didnt believe in stuff like that, so, Doll said, "Well, we could use a fine leader like you, I mean, your taller than me, and demand respect," Doll told them all about the greatness of being a newsie, and Spot asked how she could ever repay Doll. She said she didn't know, and he said,

"How 'Bout a kiss?" (Spot: WHOA WHOA WHOA WOMAN I WOULD NOT SAY THAT YOUR PROTRAYING ME ALL WRONG!) SHUT UP SPOT THIS IS MY STORY AND YOUR RUINING IT! Anyway, Doll asked,

"What's a kiss?" and Spot said,

"You dont know what a kiss is?" to which she replied,

"I shall know when you give it to me," and with that she held out her hand, because that's what Peter Pan does in the book. So Spot gives her a slingshot and she says thank you, and she asks, "Am I suppose to give you a kiss now?" and Spot nodded his head eagerly. (Spot: I AM NOT THAT DESPERATE) STOP YELLING AT ME ITS JUST A STORY! So anyway, Spot closes his eyes, puckers up, and Doll gives him a key, "There ya go," she said, and Spot was downcast, but asked,

"Now how do we get to the lodging house?"

"WE FLY DUH! MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Now the Tempermental little fairy flew over, kicked Spot in the nose, and said in a very high pitched squeaky voice,

"I AM NOT HELPING THEM!" and because she didn't help them, they never made it to the Lodging house to battle the evil Colonel, with his assistant Drifter, or meet Tick-Tock, the tickingist tick tock there ever was. THE END~


Doll: this is a horrible story
Queenie: it's my story~

[Spot]

Molly Dearest and I made this together (with the incredible encouragement of Fox, thank you foxie Moxie) to the tune of Don't Stop Believing. Fuse (Fiddle/Muse) for freaking ever.

---

Just a Brooklyn girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere
Just a Harlem boy
Born and raised in Switzerland
He took the midnight train going anywhere

A Singer in a O' Brady's Bar
A smell of beer and cheap cigars
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on


Newsies, selling, up and down the boulevard
Their papers waving in the sky
New York people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Working hard to pay my bills
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Cowboy wins, Delancys' lose
Snyder's born to sing the blues
Oh the banner flies overhead
It goes on and on and on and on

Newsies, selling, up and down the boulevard
Their papers waving in the sky
New York people, living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
New York newsies

Don't stop believing
Hold on to that feeling
New York newsies

---

So now that I think about it, this wasn't very much about Fuse... But AWESOME? Yes? No? Yes No?.... Yes... Molly have anything to say? Yes... Uh huh.

She says she blames the sugar she just ate for this song, though it is a fact that this song is awesome. And then she lies when she says that it was totally my idea... Super lying. Oh Fox... Uh huh. Ya.

Fox says the song rocks. Which it does. She also says XD. And Molly says ^^. Yah. Bye.

[Queenie]

ANOTHER QUEENIE STORY TIME~

Little Red Cowboy Hat (little red riding hood)

STARRING:

jack kelly as [little red riding hood]
snyder as [the wolf]
babydoll as [the grandma]
blackjack as [the axe guy]

once upon a time in a far away place called Manhattan, there lived a boy there named Jack Kelly, Francis Sullivan and Cowboy. Yea, he has three names. LAME (Jack: >:[ ) shush Jack this is my story. Anyway, by the majority, people called him little red cowboy hat, just for the sheer fun of torturing him. Yea, we're all cruel. SO ONE DAY he decided to visit his dear almost sister Babydoll, who had fallen ill.

Of course, what do you bring the ill? YOU BRING THEM MEDICENE. BUT JACK COULDNT AFFORD THAT SO HE GOT HER A PAMPHLET ON SANTA FE. (Jack: THAT IS A LIE I WOULD NEVER-) shut up Jack and let me finish! Anyway, so, off he went to with pamphlet in hand, TO VISIT POOR SICK BABYDOLL.

Of course there's that one guy who tries to foil your plans, right? That's Snyder. He starts chasing Jack cause he's obsessed with getting his arse in jail and all, so you just Jack haulin a** out of there, cause honestly he's starting to wonder if Snyder's a stalker. ANYWAY Snyder finds a way to get to Babydoll faster, but before Snyder could do anything, BlackJack hits Snyder over the head with a frying pan, and all is happy.

THE END.