VAGABOND?!

[Vagabond]

LET'S SEE THAT FACE OF YOURS, HUH?



WOW, YOU SURE ARE PRETTY! YOU GOT A NAME TO GO WITH IT?
Rachel Emily Johnstone.

THAT'S A REAL MOUTHFUL, DO YOU LIKE GOING BY SOMETHING ELSE?
Vagabond.

HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU BEEN ON THIS DISMAL PLANET?
sixteen.

DO YOU BELONG TO ANY SPECIFIC BOROUGH?
The hell are you on about? I don't sell papers, I'm a pickpocket. Get your facts straight.

THAT'S NICE, NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GLITTERING PERSONALITY.
"I'm not the most welcoming person out there, let's get that straight right now. I'm most likely the first person to have stolen something right out of your pocket. I've been at this game for a while, and I've got experience and training. And it wasn't from any American thief. I hate talking with people. They're a waste of my time and they're a distraction when I'm trying to snag something. In fact, the only time I enjoy associating with people is when I'm not planning anything or going through with my plans. Sometimes I use people to get what I want, but that's not bad, is it?"

I LIKE YOU ALREADY! CAN I HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY REAL QUICK?
"I was born sixteen years ago in Boston, Massachusetts in an orphanage. My mother died shortly after I was born, and my dad was never heard of after my mom told him she was pregnant. Doesn't matter, anyway, not to me. I was always a quiet child, but I used to be enthused by the world. When I was four I was adopted by a lovely couple from London, where they took me to live shortly after.

"London brought disaster. Soon after I turned six my adoptive parents were murdered, right before my eyes. Once again I was an orphan. Only this time, I didn't turn to any orphanage, no, I took to the streets and began picking pockets. In time a young man who went by Parker found me and started teaching me the finer ways of thievery.

"I moved back to America when I was fifteen. It wasn't by choice, I assure you. It was because Parker got caught. If I stayed around any longer I'd have been figured out as well. I wound up in New York, and I've been here ever since."

WHAT AN INTERESTING LIFE YOU'VE GOT THERE! WHAT DO YOU LOVE? WHAT DO YOU HATE?
iHate:
+people
+flirts
+being flirted with
+people talking to me
+people expecting i'll respond

iLove:
+stealing
+thievery
+perfecting the art of theft
+money
+jewels
+worldly things

CAN I GET A LIST OF YOUR FAMILY?
I have no family.